So go pick up the Boston Globe Magazine today in the Sunday Boston Globe Edition. NOT ONLY is it the 'Muslims In Massachusetts Edition' you've all been waiting for, it also has my coca-cola story in it on PAGE 10! SO GO CHECK IT OUT! IM FUCKING FAMOUS! Or you can just read it here below I guess...
I am a young lad who is aspiring to become the Paper, Rock, Scissors Champion of the country. In the meantime, between training sessions, I like to kill time playing connect four by myself and write postcards to my mexican penpal that I've had since the third grade. I'm trying to figure out how I can do the least in life but still make a ton of money, so if you have any ideas, please let me know. I like to tell people who I barely know completely outrageous lies to see what I can get away with. So far there are people who think that I am a lotto winner, a cranberry-farmer, a former conjoined twin, and an ultimate fighting champion. The truth is that I am a full time self-employed Henry VIII re-enactor, bringing history to life for junior school children around the country. Yes another lie, or is it??
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