Are you Serious? When I go to jail, not if, I plan on spending time in the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center in Cebu, Philippines! It looks like a killer time!
About Me
- Eric@BostonPublick
- I am a young lad who is aspiring to become the Paper, Rock, Scissors Champion of the country. In the meantime, between training sessions, I like to kill time playing connect four by myself and write postcards to my mexican penpal that I've had since the third grade. I'm trying to figure out how I can do the least in life but still make a ton of money, so if you have any ideas, please let me know. I like to tell people who I barely know completely outrageous lies to see what I can get away with. So far there are people who think that I am a lotto winner, a cranberry-farmer, a former conjoined twin, and an ultimate fighting champion. The truth is that I am a full time self-employed Henry VIII re-enactor, bringing history to life for junior school children around the country. Yes another lie, or is it??
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